Something is seriously wrong here.
Literally ran up Madison Avenue to make 11 AM meeting with tax accountant Lisa B. Nice workout, heart pounding. Appropriate for tax meeting.
“So, like, if people feed too much bacon, you could have it call for help, “Heart seizing, need juice!” and then that would get people to feed him juice. This is a lot like the Tamagochi beeping when it’s hungry.” - jingman